Welcome to theNetties.com!
The Netties are your new online friends.
Nobody knows where they came from but they've been around for a while - possibly since ARPANET.
You've done well by deciding to check them out instead of enlarging you penis. With each passing moment you make yourself more their servant, anyway.
Well, ok. So who are the Netties? They each have a story - some are bad and some are good; Coming soon, the Netties Stories will reveal hot details about their origin. In the meantime you can explore the site to get to know them a little.
Check out the super geek-internet t-shirts! And remember to give them a COOKIE! LOL!! ;)
If you want to be a real geek, you should probably download all wallpapers and goodies as well :-)
Have fun!
